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[conceivesfrenzy]

KEEPING ♡

• ♡ Riding crop - A crop with an ornate gold hilt that has a button of some kind on the grip. Getting hit by this looks like it hurts.


• ♡ Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”


• ♡ Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other! (burnt to a crisp w3)


• ♡ Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?


• ♡ Folding Tablet: A tablet with a folding screen and pen input. You can't get internet out here, but hey, at least you can use a futuristic version of MS Paint (sara please feel free to fist fight her for this)


• ♡ Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit! (x2) forced onto decus at some point


• ♡ Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.


• ♡ Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.


• ♡ “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace. (god help us)

LEFT BY THE VENDING MACHINE ♡

• ♡ Devil Gundam Gunpla: There's something sinister about this thing, even if it's just a toy. It's very well-made, though! You can even see the individual shine of the teeth on it. Why does the robot have teeth??


• ♡ The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!


• ♡ Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.


• ♡ BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque! (x2)


• ♡ Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.


• ♡ I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.


• ♡ Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Punxsutawney, PA? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.


• ♡ Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!